Monday, September 30, 2002

Been a pretty decent Monday so far. Usually I wake up with dread that courses through my gay veins, but today is turning out to be harmless. Actually, I did get to waste some time exchanging immature jabs with two fucking losers through blogworld. It was pretty fucking funny and I have gone back to the site like 5 times to read what they wrote back to me. It is damn hilarious. Especially if you could see one of these guys in person. He is the epitome of what you would expect from an online journaler.
He's hideous, in every possible way. It's so unfortunate for him that he is still walking this planet, but it does give all the rest of us something to laugh about!
Here is his link...Doug the fuck
Enjoy! Don't bother reading his site. It is the most incredibly boring thing your eyes will ever have to experience. If you want...say something mean to him. He and his dork friend are pretty hilarious when they get insults shoved into their vaginas.
Doug's equally hideous friend
GO TO THEIR SITES AND MAKE FUN OF THEM! They love it!
In other news, this weekend was pretty much blah. I did hook up with an old friend of mine and we had a blast on Saturday night. What time did I get to bed? Oh yeah. 6am! Dayim! Spent most of the day lounging around and watching movies yesterday. It was the fucking best. I took like 3 naps and ate everything that sat still for more than 5 minutes. At one point Rita was sleeping on the chair. She didn't move for awhile, so I thought it only polite to take a bite out of one of her boobs.
It was tasty.
And I don't like boobs even!
It is almost time for lunch! Going to the West End today. Probably going to eat buffalo wings and french fries and drink 5 glasses of wine! Sounds like the perfect way to spend a lunch break. Dont ya think?
ooh...there's Ari. Time to head out. Will do my best to stop by here later!





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